After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I wish i was in the wii world.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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