By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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