I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
Randomize