I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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