so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
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If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
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my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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