my vag is so smooth its legendary
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
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.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Houston, we have a squirter
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
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my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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