You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Randomize
