More tranny stories later!
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Randomize
