She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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