Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Me. At least after what I've been through.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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