were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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