Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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