Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Randomize
