You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
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You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
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She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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