Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
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there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
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This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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