Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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