There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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