You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
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You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
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Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
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