what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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