Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
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ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
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You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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