come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
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Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
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I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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