We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
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don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
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I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
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