Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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