You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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