the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
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