I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
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she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
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His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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