peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
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he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
porn star boner night. come get it.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
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Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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