I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
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He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
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Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
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