I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
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Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
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No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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