That's when you crack a 10am beer
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
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I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
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He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42β tv lol
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