My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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