just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
handjob tips. give me some.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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