i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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