worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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