i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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