i think i recognize dicks better than faces
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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