there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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