That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
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My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
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can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
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