sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
My balls are so social today.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Randomize
