last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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