I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
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Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
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Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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