Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
this is an emotional support booty call
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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