She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
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he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
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We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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