i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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