THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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