his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
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She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
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He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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