I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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