i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
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