the new term for farting is butt boxing.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
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I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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