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(862): View more from New Jersey

The worlds most fuckable chipmunk

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(214): View more from Texas

I am SOOO high

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tell me about your high

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HUGE THUMBTACKS

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(734): View more from Michigan

Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.

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(347): View more from New York

it's been a while because I don't count the hooker

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(719): View more from Colorado

I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.

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(507): View more from Minnesota

You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".

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(254): View more from Texas

you are never too drunk for berry picking

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(660): View more from Missouri

He described his sex dream about me using only emojis

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(480): View more from Arizona

She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.

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