The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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