is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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