I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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