If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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