Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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