You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
There was a lot of him and a little penis
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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