Its about making memories worth repressing
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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