Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
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I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
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I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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